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fast-living puppy of mystery and intrigue
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Hi, my name is Gilbert Moses.  This is my home page!  I made it myself, isn't it cool?  I think so.

As you can tell from the picture above, I am a border collie.  I am a member of the Moses family, who I like very much.  I also like the papasan chair very much.

There are some very nice people in my family, and two cats who I would like to get to know better, but I don't think they're too interested.  At least I think that's what the hissing sound means.  Oh well, some day they will be my friends.  Or I will eat them, I haven't decided yet.

Even though my name is Gilbert, my family calls me by different names once in a while.  Sometimes they call me Gibbler, and on occasion they call me Seņor Gilberto Almudi.  When they call me by these names, I get confused.  I am also confused by trees, and carpeting, and dust bunnies, and my own feet, and pretty much everything else.

I enjoy chewing things, and gnawing things, and occasionally I like chewing things.  Oh, and licking myself, that's always fun.  When I'm not chewing or licking anything, I enjoy relieving myself, often outdoors.  Oh, and eating, I enjoy that as well.  They give me a food bowl to eat out of, but I much prefer the garbage.  There's a much better selection!  And what better way to wash it down than with a big toilet full of water?  Delish!

And then when the evening comes, I get all comfy on my favorite flat surface, and I chill out doggy-style.

Oh yeah, baby.  Lovin' the lifestyle, livin' large.

Well, that's about all there is to know about me.  If you want to drop me a line, you can email me at .  Ask me anything you like, about my interests, my favorite places to relieve myself, current events, whatever!  Talk to you then!   peace out, Gilbert