Welcome to the Official Home Page
fast-living puppy of mystery and intrigue
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Hi, my name is Gilbert Moses. This is my home page! I made it myself, isn't it cool? I think so.
As you can tell from the picture above, I am a border collie. I am a member of the Moses family, who I like very much. I also like the papasan chair very much.
There are some very nice people in my family, and two cats who I would like to get to know better, but I don't think they're too interested. At least I think that's what the hissing sound means. Oh well, some day they will be my friends. Or I will eat them, I haven't decided yet.
Even though my name is Gilbert, my family calls me by different names once in a while. Sometimes they call me Gibbler, and on occasion they call me Seņor Gilberto Almudi. When they call me by these names, I get confused. I am also confused by trees, and carpeting, and dust bunnies, and my own feet, and pretty much everything else.
I enjoy chewing things, and gnawing things, and occasionally I like chewing things. Oh, and licking myself, that's always fun. When I'm not chewing or licking anything, I enjoy relieving myself, often outdoors. Oh, and eating, I enjoy that as well. They give me a food bowl to eat out of, but I much prefer the garbage. There's a much better selection! And what better way to wash it down than with a big toilet full of water? Delish!
And then when the evening comes, I get all comfy on my favorite flat surface, and I chill out doggy-style.
Oh yeah, baby. Lovin' the lifestyle, livin' large.
Well, that's about all there is to know about me. If you want to drop me a line, you can email me at . Ask me anything you like, about my interests, my favorite places to relieve myself, current events, whatever! Talk to you then! peace out, Gilbert